A priest offered a nun a lift

A priest’s ordinary drive unraveled the moment a nun crossed her legs. Twice temptation overtook him, and twice her quiet reminder of Psalm 129 stopped him cold, leaving him ashamed and deeply bewildered. But when he finally opened his Bible back at church, the joke took a wicked turn that hinged on what he thought he knew about scri… …A priest offered a nun a ride to her convent. When she settled into the passenger seat, her gown shifted, exposing part of her leg. Distracted, he nearly lost control of the car. After steadying the wheel, he reached toward her knee. “Father, remember Psalm 129?” she asked. He withdrew his hand immediately. A little farther down the road, he tried again—and received the same composed reminder. “Forgive me, Sister,” he muttered. “The flesh is weak.”At the convent, she stepped out without another word, leaving him alone with his embarrassment and a nagging question. Back at church, he hurried to consult his Bible. The punchline supplies an invented verse: “Go forth and seek; further up, you will find glory.” Suddenly, her warning seemed less straightforward. The cheeky moral? Know your references before assuming you understand the message. And check this one especially carefully: that quotation isn’t actually in Psalm 129.